screams:

I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%

bloodbending:

demoncolbert:

OH MY GOD

i went into the bank and asked what day it was and the teller said “march 26th” so i asked “and the year?” and she kinda looked at me for a second before saying “2012”. i threw my hands up in the air and yelled “IT WORKED” before turning to leave.

THEN AS I WAS JOGGING OUT OF THE BANK SOME OTHER DUDE CAME UP TO ME LIKE “HOLY CRAP, YOUR MACHINE WORKED TOO?” AND WE HIGH FIVED AND RAN OFF.

WHAT IF HE WAS ACTUALLY A TIME TRAVELER

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awkwardpotatertots:

twingeneticist:

aloradiva:

newyorkcitysoul:

strawberryfck:

“this is the result of my cat laying on my iPad and taking a picture of himself”

I CANNOT BREATHE

LOOK AT ITS LITTLE TEETHIES.


ITS TEETH
hazelandglasz:

leavemeonmyown:

i just died jhfsasbhge

Are you kidding me right now